Never win first place
I don't support the team
I can't take direction
And my socks are never clean
Teachers dated me
My parents hated me
I was always in a fight
‘Cause I can't do nothin' right

Every day I find a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me

I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

I wanna be somebody else
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yeah (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

L.A. told me
“You'll be a pop star”
All you have to change
Is everything you are
Tired of bein' compared
To damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty
That just ain't me

Doctor, doctor, won't you please proscribe me somethin'?
A day in the life of someone else

‘Cause I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me, no
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating, no
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else, yeah

Don't let me get me (don' let me)
I'm my own worst enemy (oh)
It's bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Doctor, doctor, won't you please proscribe me somethin'?
A day in the life of someone else (don't let me get me)

Oh, I'm a hazard to myself, yeah
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself (yourself)
So irritating (so irritating)
Don't wanna be my friend no more (don't, don't)
I wanna be somebody else

Don't let me get me (don't let)
I'm my own worst enemy (don't let, don't let me get me)
It's bad when you annoy yourself (it's bad, it's so bad)
So irritating (oh)
Don't wanna be my friend no more (ah)	 
I wanna be somebody else

(Don't let me get me, don't let me)
I'm my own worst enemy…