(Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Stupid girl...
Stupid girls, stupid girls...
Maybe if I act like that
That guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl (yeah)
I don't wanna be a stupid girl (uh-huh, uh-huh)

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find him there
Laughin' loud so all the little people stare
Lookin' for a daddy to pay for the champagne
Droppin' names
What happened to the dream of a girl president?
She's dancin' in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two and three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny weenie tees
Where, oh where have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be? 
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Maybe if I act like that (woo)
That guy will call me back (uh-huh, uh)
What a paparazzi girl
I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby, if I act like that
Flippin' my blond hair back (yeah)
Push out my bra like that (uh-huh, uh-huh...)
I don't wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)

The disease is growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm goin' crazy
I cannot take anymore
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around (disasters all around)
World despaired (a world of despair)
Their only concern
Will they fuck up my hair?

Maybe if I act like that (yeah, like this)
That guy will call me back (woo)
What a paparazzi girl
I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby, if I act like that (uh-huh, uh, and do ya thing)
Flippin' my blond hair back (do ya thing)
Push out my bra like that
I don't wanna be a stupid girl (yeah, yeah, uh)

(...Thing, do ya thing, do ya thing, and do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this...like this, like this)
Pretty, will you fuck me, girl, silly as a lucky girl?
Pull my hair and suck it, girl; stupid girl
Pretty, will you fuck me, girl, silly as a lucky girl?
Pull my hair and suck it, girl; stupid girl

(Baby, if I act...)
Baby, if I act like that...
Flippin' my blond hair back...
(Baby, if I act...)
Push out my bra like that...
Stupid girl...

Maybe if I act like that (maybe if I act like that)
That guy will call me back (that guy will call me back)
What a paparazzi girl (what a paparazzi girl)
I don't wanna be a stupid girl (stupid girl)
Baby, if I act like that (baby, if I act like that)
Flippin' my blond hair back (flippin' my blond hair back)
Push out my bra like that (push out my bra like that)
I don't wanna be a stupid girl (stupid girl)

Baby, if I act like that... (stupid girl)
Flippin' my blond hair back... (stupid girl)
Push out my bra like that... (stupid girl)
Stupid girl...

Stupid girl...
Stupid girl... (stupid girl)
Stupid girls... (stupid girl)
Stupid girls... (stupid girl)
Stupid girl...
Stupid girl...
Stupid girl...
Stupid girl...